who is interested in writing a dark tragic sand necktie fanfic that only features kate and humphrey where they get abducted by a few banff wolves who feed them poppy seeds before proceeding to carry them to the desert to buried under the sand in it up to their necks and wake up the next day in the middle of a large hot desert only to find that they have been buried under the sand in it with their heads,necks and bit of their chest fur being the only things visible/exposed to the sun while they start to remember how they ended up in that situation before dying to thirst,hunger and the heat after wasting their precious energy in their unsuccesful attempt at digging themselves free as a request for me?