Olaf: Presenting… Alpha and Omega!
(as Humphrey) I’m madly in love with Kate!
(as Winston) Sorry, Humphrey, but you can’t be with my daughter, because she’s an alpha and you’re an omega.
(as Tony) Your daughter Kate, and my son Garth, will marry each other and unite the packs to stop fights for food! (crack) Ow, the disk of my back!
(as Garth) I’m the strongest and most handsome wolf in the eastern pack! Wanna hear my howl? (lets out a horrible howl)
(as Humphrey) Your howling partner is a dud!
(as Kate) No, he’s not! He’s strong, proud and an alphas alpha! (gets hit on the butt by a dart) Ow, watch out for my butt! … Ooh, little baby unicorns… (falls asleep)
(as Humphrey) Where are we now?
(as Marcel) Idaho! Wanna play golf?
(as Kate) We must get back home or else there will be a war!
Dances and a truck! (dances with Sven)
(as Humphrey) Ooh, a cupcake! (eats it) (gunshots) Waaaaaaagh!
(swinging on a vine) Grab my tail! (Sven grabs his tail with a bite) Oooowww! My tail!
(as Kate) I’m starting to fall in love with Humphrey!
(running away with Sven) Aaaaah! Bears!
Marshmallow (as a bear) Roooaaarrr!
Olaf: (sliding on a log with Sven) Log boarding! Woohoo!
Love train! (howls melodiously with Sven)
(as Kate, surrounded by the wolves) We arrive home! And I stop the war just in time to say I will marry Garth and unite the packs!
(all wolves howl in harmony)
(as Humphrey, sadly) What? No…
(as Kate) You know what? At the last moment, I’ve decided to stay with Humphrey, even though he’s an omega and I’m an alpha.
(as Garth) And I’m in love with Kate’s sister, Lilly, even though I’m an alpha and she’s an omega! (hugs Sven)
(as Tony) Take the valley!
(the wolves fight between them)
(being trampled by the Snowgies) Stampede! Ow, ah, oof!
(with his back turned) Kate is dead…
(as Humphrey, while Sven lies unconscious on the ground) No, Kate! Please don’t do this to me! I love you! Awoooooooo!
(the wolves join Olaf’s howl)
(Sven opens an eye)
(as Humphrey, holding Sven’s hoof and surrounded by the wolves) Yay! Kate is alive and we are now allowed to marry each other! Big finish!
(everyone howls melodiously)
P.D: I had so much fun writing this.