Stinky: Whoa! Dad and Mom were able to log board this? Wow! I don't know if that's even appropriate for an Alpha.
Claudette: I think it would be killer, Stinky, and I'm an Alpha.
Runt: And remember-- Dad is a proud Omega, as am I.
Stinky: Well, as the future leader of the pack... I wouldn't allow Alphas to be doing things like this.
Claudette: Mm-hmm.
Runt: How about things like this? Pick a tree. Any tree.
Claudette: Runt, do you need to take a whiz?
Runt: What?
Stinky: Claudette... inappropriate. This is male-to-male stuff, all right? Runt, do you need to take a whiz?
Runt: What is wrong with you two?! I may be the runt, but give me a break! I was born only, like, a few minutes later than you wolves.
Claudette: But you're still so cute.
Runt: Cute?! [Grunting]
Claudette and Stinky: [Both Gasp]
Runt: [Grunting]
Stinky: Runt, it is unsightly for a wolf to be climbing a tree!
Runt: [Grunting]
Stinky: Runt!
Claudette: I think he's saying, "Talk to the butt."
Runt: Don't forget what Mom and Dad always say: "Our uniqueness makes us strong." Hey, what up?
Stinky: That is unique, all right.
Kate: Okay, parents' first dinner. Let's get this place in order. Oh, Humphrey, can you move the log board to the wall?
Humphrey: This is where we fell in love.
Kate: I know. Against the wall.
Humphrey: [Grunting]
Kate: Completely against the wall.
Humphrey: I don't know... I think the angle makes it a little less... militant.
Kate: Oh, and I almost forgot. Can you retrieve the buried bones?
Humphrey: Retrieve? As in "dig them up"?
Kate: Right. Where I buried them.
Humphrey: We're serving bones. Our first dinner.
Kate: [Gasps] Are you criticizing my dinner choice?
Humphrey: No, no, no. Not at all. Bones have lots of... roughage. [Laughs Nervously]
Kate: Humphrey, dear, just dig.
Humphrey: Sheesh, what am I? The family pet?
Salty: Hey, Humphrey. Nice digs.
Humphrey: [Sighs] Don't get me started.
Salty: [Scoffs] Looks like you already have. How's life with an Alpha?
Humphrey: Efficient.
Salty: That is what we thought.
Humphrey: "We"?
Salty: The guys. We thought, "Wouldn't it be cool to take our Omega brother to the wild berry patch?"
Humphrey: Yeah. I'm not really a fan of berries.
Salty: Fermented berries.
Humphrey: I love berries.
Kate: Oh, hi, Salty. Humphrey, did you find all the--
Humphrey: Hey, Kate, got an idea here. How about a few berries to go with the dry--
Kate: Huh?
Humphrey: I-I-I mean, uh, the delicious and nutritious marrow. [Laughs Nervously] Right, Salty?
Salty: [Howls]
Humphrey: [Howls]
Humphrey: Come on, what do you say? [Panting]
Kate: Humphrey, you're begging...
Humphrey: Sorry. Instinct.
Kate: Um, well, okay. It would make for a nice before-dinner snack.
Humphrey: In so many ways.
Kate: And it is the holidays, after all.
Humphrey: Joy to the cave.
Kate: Okay, Humphrey. Oh, if you see some holly, bring that back, too.
Humphrey: 'Tis the season.
Kate: And if you see the pups, send them home.
Humphrey: Okay. Love you, babe.
Runt: Wow, this rocks! You can see Banff! And-- Hey, check it out. I see three wolves down in the valley.
Stinky: Are they of our pack?
Runt: Mm, not that I recognize.
Stinky: Well, maybe I should go welcome them.
Claudette: What? Remember Grandpa Winston said there were rogue wolves in the area.
Runt: Let me handle this. Hey! Who are you guys? Well, that was real.
Stinky: Wait a minute. [Sniffing] I do believe there is a large inhabitant entering our presence.
Claudette: Like what? A moose?
Stinky: No. It is-- A grizzly!
Runt: I see it right there.
Claudette: No worries. We got this. Let me do my thing. [Grunting] Come on, big guy. Show me what you've got.
Runt: Go, Sis!
Claudette: Okay, right this way, wolf-eater! [Gasps]
Stinky: [Sniffs] Claudette, other wolves, and not of our pack.
Stinky: As future leader of this pack, I say "charge!"
Claudette: And pick on your own size next time! What?
Stinky: I don't believe I had the pleasure of a formal introduction. My name is Stinky, and that's my sister Claudette. And somewhere around here is my little brother, Runt.
Rogue #1: Runt? [Laughs] Aren't you Winston's grandpups?
Stinky: See? They saw him in me.
Claudette: So... what? You guys just here to hang out?
Rogue #1: Yeah, yeah. We're-We're just passing through.
Stinky: What pack are you from?
Rogue #1: We're from Banff. Just lost our way.
Rogue #2: Yeah. Uh, we'd better get over the train tracks before nightfall.
Humphrey & Salty: [Laughing]
Humphrey: Yeah! Oh, that was fun. Berries are awesome.
Humphrey: [Laughs]- Oh, back to the grind.
Salty: Uh, I think I'll just drop these off and go now.
Humphrey: Hi, Kate! Oh, look at you! [Purrs] All glammed up for Mom and Dad, huh?
Kate: That was an awfully long trip to the berry patch.
Humphrey: Yeah, but look at all the holly I brought back with me. Deck the cave.
Kate: Did you see the pups?
Humphrey: Uh, no, I didn't.
Claudette: Paw prints. Right by the trunk. I think Runt was jumped. He probably rushed down to help and--
Stinky: [Sniffing] Another wolf was here.
Eve: Yoo-hoo! We're here!
Kate: Great. Hi, Mom!
Eve: Look at that view outside.
Winston: We should gather up the Alphas and hunt those rogue wolves down.
Tony: Let's give 'em the old lockjaw.
Eve: As usual, they're talking about war.
Tony: Hello, Kate. Hello, Humphrey.
Kate: Welcome to our little home.
Humphrey: Hey, Dad, put a paw up.
Winston: The rogue leader wanted to be king and couldn't. Now he has formed an all-Alpha pack.
Tony: I'll show 'em all-Alpha.
Kate: Uh, berries, anyone?
Eve: Fab!
Tony: Is Garth coming? I need him to see life in a cave. He and Lilly have been living in the tall grass.
Humphrey: They're just free spirits.
Eve: You know the younger generation-- organic this, natural that. [Hiccups] Gosh, these are good!
Winston: Hey, easy with those, honey.
Lilly: [Giggling]
Garth: Oh, hi, everyone. Sorry we're late. Lilly and I took a little detour.
Kate: Hi, Sis.
Tony: Garth, it's time you found a cave. I told you I'd give up mine.
Garth: Lilly and I like living in the grass. The very tall grass.
Stinky & Claudette: [Panting]
Kate: Hi there. Where's Runt?
Kate: Where are they? Oh.
Humphrey: You can find him, Kate.
Kate: [Gasps] Right there. They're going to Banff. We have to go now.
Winston: Listen, it'll be nightfall soon. Let's prepare a contingent and go at daybreak.
Humphrey: We can't wait. We know this valley.
Tony: This is the rogues. They will have a lot of wolves.
Lilly: This is what they want-- lure us to the other side and then attack.
Garth: I'll go organize everyone.
Runt: Nice.
King: This small wolf is Winston's grandpup? [Laughs] The great Alpha of the Western Pack is producing runts.
Runt: You got a problem with that?
King: See what happens when you let your Alpha daughter marry an Omega?
Runt: And you are?
King: [Gasps] King.
Runt: [Scoffs] Original. And let me guess-- you're Princess.
Princess: Yes.
Runt: Well, King, don't blame me... if you were rejected by my grandpa.
King: [Snarls]
Princess: Father, let me handle him.
King: This is all you brought me? What about the other two?!
Rogue #2: Hey, it got complicated. We had to fight off bears, and this guy was in a tree.
Kate: Are you sure this is a shortcut to Banff?
Humphrey: Positive. The Omegas used to log board here. All we gotta do is get over the stream.
Kate: I thought you said this was a stream.
Humphrey: Okay. Wrong season.
Kate: How are we gonna get across this? Hmm.
Humphrey: No, Kate. No vines.
Kate: But we did it last time.
Humphrey: I was young, impulsive. And now I'm old and impulsive. Kate, wiggle around. Wiggle.
Kate: I'm trying.
Kate: Whoa! Whoa!
Humphrey: I don't know if I can hold you.
Kate: Well, you held me last time.
Humphrey: Yeah, well, that was a few years ago...
Kate: Are you implying that I've gained weight?
Humphrey: Are we really doing this right now? Please, Kate, come on. Wiggle.
[Both Yelling]
[Both Grunt]
Kate: Good job, Omega.
Humphrey: It's all in the tail. You know, what's left of it.
[Thunder Rumbles]
[Thunder claps]
Kate: We need to move on.
[Thunder clap]
[Snapping]
Humphrey: Kate, we have to wait this out. Come on. Over here.
Runt: [Shivering] My, what large teeth you have.
Princess: You look cold.
Runt: No, I'm just, well-- Okay. I'm freezing.
Princess: And probably hungry.
Runt: I, uh-- I'm a picky eater. Just warning you. But I can be flexible.
[Chewing]
Mm, yummy!
[Burps]
Princess: Why aren't you eating the rest? Don't you know how scarce meat is?
Runt: I was leaving the other half for you. You know, like sharing. I guess it's an Omega thing.
Princess: When we have a kill, those who eat are those who fight for it.
Runt: And I'm sure the pups do really well under that scenario.
Princess: [Growls] The Alpha pups do.
Sleep there.
It'll be warmer.
Winston: [Sighs] Kate and Humphrey. They're always doing things their way.
Tony: Don't they realize how dangerous the rogues can be?!
Lilly: I know what the rogues are planning.
Eve: What is it, my smart Omega?
Lilly: They want us to send most of our Alphas to find Runt and get trapped by the winter.
Then they'll have another pack-- hiding in the fields--
attack and destroy our home.
The Omegas, the Betas.
Tony: Well, let 'em try it!
Winston: [Sighs] We'll have to go with a smaller contingent. Leave some Alphas here... just in case.
Garth: Everyone's ready to go at daybreak.
Winston: We can only bring half of them. I'll explain later.
Lilly: I'm coming too.
Garth: No. No, Lilly. This is an Alpha affair.
Lilly: No. This is a family affair.
Eve: I'll stay here.
With them.
Winston: [Sighs] Let's all get some rest.
[Thunder clap]
[Shivering]
King: You see, he is weak. If he were pure Alpha, he wouldn't be cold. What are you doing?
Princess: Making sure our bait stays alive.
Rogue #2: This is against pack law. This is what we fight against.
King: If you would've brought more bait, she wouldn't have to do this.
We leave at daybreak.
[Snoring]
[Snoring Continues]
[Snoring Continues]
Claudette: How do we find which way Mom and Dad went?
Stinky: Go through the field. I'll smell them out.
Marcel: I can't believe my eyes.
Kate: Marcel! Paddy!
Humphrey: Guys, are we glad to see you.
Marcel: [Chuckles] And I you.
[Clears Throat]
Paddy: [Sighs]
Marcel: You see, Paddy? That wasn't so bad.
Paddy: It was a-- appropriate.
Humphrey: How did you find us?
Paddy: Let's just say someone's bad shot flew up and over the cliff.
Marcel: Never mind the wrong club.
Humphrey: Well, this is really serious. The rogue wolves have captured Runt.
Paddy: What?
Marcel: This is terrible.
I have seen these rogue wolves. Mean things.
They never share their kill with the birds.
Kate: We think they're in Banff.
Paddy: Well, count us in.
Marcel: Why, of course. Yes, yes.
Princess: [Panting]
Runt: Wow, what a way to spend the holidays-- away from my family.
Stinky: Mom! Dad!
Kate: [Gasps]
Paddy: Aren't those your other pups?
Humphrey: Stinky, Claudette, what are you two doing here?
Claudette: We came to help find Runt.
Kate: By yourselves?
Runt: Um, yeah. Kind of.
Humphrey: How the heck did you find us?
Stinky: [Sniffs] I sniffed you out.
Kate: [Sighs] Great. All we needed.
Marcel: I think it's so charming when the little ones' personalities match their parents'.
Paddy: [Chuckles] Yes. They are what you would call "drama wolves."
Kate: You two are grounded! You hear me? Grounded!
Marcel: How does one ground someone in the outdoors?
Stinky: Well, we lost Runt, so we're gonna find him, like it or not. Together. That is what we'll do.
Claudette: You're not going to talk us out of this.
Kate: You two, stay right there.
Humphrey: Hey, guys, listen. Would you go talk some sense into the pups?
Stinky: How did our parents get across?
Claudette: Oh!
Remember how they said they flew across on a vine?
We were like, "Yeah, right."
Marcel: Now, pups, do not get any grand ideas.
Stinky: This is for Runt.
[Grunts]
Marcel & Paddy: [Both Shout]
Stinky: [Grunts]
Kate: [Gasps]
Stinky!
Humphrey: Stinky!
Claudette: [Grunts]
Kate & Humphrey: Claudette!
Stinky: Uh, now what?
Claudette: Um, uh--
Marcel: Oh, dear, oh, dear.
What do we do?
Paddy: Okay, let's help them.
Marcel: Help them swing it. Yes!
Claudette: Oh, no. I can't hold on.
Stinky: My tail will never be the same.
Marcel: Push! Push!
[Paddy Grunting]
Kate: Oh, my gosh. What do we--
Humphrey: Jump. Jump!
Marcel & Paddy: Oh, oh!
Humphrey: Are you all okay?
They so take after you.
Kate: Me? Humphrey, that is all you.
Humphrey: All right, you two.
Claudette & Stinky: [Both Gasp]
Oh!
Kate: [Squeals]
Winston: I cannot believe those pups snuck out last night.
Tony: They're sly little guys. Take after their parents.
Runt: [Gasps]
Rogue #3: Even the birds smell death.
Runt: Yeah? I think they're smelling you.
Rogue #3: [Snarls]
Princess: Back away.
Rogue #3: Let me at that smart-aleck Omega!
Princess: [Growls]
Runt: Nice. Did I cause this?
Princess & Rogue #3: [Snarling]
Rogue #3: [Yelps, Howls]
Rogue #3: [Thuds]
Runt: Walk it off!
You're just like my mom.
King: Why did you do that?
Princess: He was going to attack our--
King: If they don't send a rescue brigade by sundown, the runt is of no use to us. Do you understand me?
Princess: Yes, Father.
Marcel & Paddy: [Panting]
Marcel: He's alive.
Paddy: But he is surrounded by a pack... even larger than your own.
Kate: How fast can we get there?
Runt: [Chuckles Nervously] How time flies.
Princess: Always does.
Runt: Are you gonna eat me?
Princess: Eat you? [Chuckles] I'm sure you would taste very badly.
Claudette: You smell any bears?
Stinky: [Sniffing] Yeah. Kind of.
Claudette: What do you mean, kind of? Your snout is never wrong.
Stinky: This one is different. Only a small whiff of a bear.
Bear Cub: Hi, guys.
Stinky: A very small whiff.
Claudette: How cute. Uh, for a future predator.
Humphrey: No. No-no-no, no, no. Keep going, kids. They're all really cute and cuddly when they're that age.
Kate: Come on, pups. Your father and I had ourselves... a bad experience after he played with a cub.
Humphrey: It wasn't pretty. And neither was her breath.
Bear Cub: Hey, can I come with you?
Humphrey: Talk to the paw. Go home. What is this, a parade?
Porcupine: So you're just gonna leave that cub alone, in the forest?
Humphrey: Who are you?
Porcupine: Do you know what will happen-- [Gulps] to that cute and adorable little cub?
Humphrey: What are you, his agent? You get 10 percent of his cuddliness? Come on.
Porcupine: You know the rules of the forest.
Humphrey: I know the rules of survival. The-- Why am I having this discussion with you? Ow! [Grunts]
Porcupine: Sorry. It was a reflex. Karma, my friend.
Humphrey: Okay. Time to move on. And fast.
Bear Cub: But-- But I'm lost.
Humphrey: [Sighs, Stammers] Look for gigantic bear tracks. You'll be reunited with your grizzly mama in no time.
Bear Cub: I haven't seen her in days. I've looked everywhere.
Humphrey: Well, look harder.
Bear Cub: I can't. If the mean wolves see me, I'm a goner.
Kate: Humphrey, what are you doing?
Claudette: Yeah, Dad. Stinky and I had our fill with a bear yesterday.
Stinky: I do believe the cub poses a danger to us all.
Humphrey: What if this were Runt?
Kate: Okay. Let's get moving.
Bear Cub: Awesome! I've never spent the holidays with wolves before.
Marcel: Uh, what took so long to get through the forest?
Kate: Mm, we had to deal with something.
Paddy: Did you know that there's a bear cub following your pups?
Kate: Yes. [Chuckles] We... adopted him.
Humphrey: Uh, yeah, just for now. He lost his mother.
Marcel: Are you wolves crazy?!
Humphrey: Yep.
Paddy: Drama wolves.
Kate: You pups stay here with Paddy.
Humphrey: And we mean it.
Stinky: [Scoffs] Totally unfair. We couldn't go the extra mile. An injustice.
Claudette: This is so wrong.
Paddy: Wait, wait, wait. Marcel and I agree with your parents. There are so many rogue wolves down in the valley, it would be... extremely dangerous.
Marcel: Okay. Now prepare yourselves.
Humphrey: For what?
Kate: Oh, my gosh. Even with our entire pack here, they'd outnumber us.
Humphrey: Kate, look.
Winston: Wait. [Sniffs]
Tony: What is it?
Winston: I smell--
Paddy: It's just us.
Winston: Paddy?
Stinky: And us.
Claudette: I knew it. I knew your smell would give us away.
Winston: What are you doing with a bear cub?
Claudette: We kind of... adopted him.
Tony: Adopted him?!
Paddy: Oh, trust me, logic is not our friend here.
Claudette: He was lost.
Winston: Okay. Where are Kate and Humphrey?
Paddy: Under Marcel.
Garth: That's Marcel?
Paddy: In all his overstuffed down.
Garth: Okay, Lilly. Stay and watch over them.
Lilly: I will. Hurry back, my macho Alpha.
Garth: Mm, miss ya.
Kate: Humphrey, you distract them, and I'll sneak around the back and grab Runt.
Humphrey: Distract them. How am I gonna distract an entire pack of big, bad Alphas?
[Rustling]
Kate: Dad?
Winston: Kate, Humphrey. We're here to help. Our other Alphas are right behind us.
Tony: Some of those wolves used to run with my pack.
Winston: Right. They'll recognize us.
Humphrey: But they don't know me... as an Alpha.
King: They haven't come for Runt?
Rogue #2: No. There's no sign of any of them.
King: Hmm. This is not like Winston and Tony.
Rogue #2: Wait. Over there.
King: Who is that?
Rogue #2: That is one big wolf.
King: It's huge. It must be a special class of Alpha. We must go greet him. Recruit him.
Humphrey: Hey, Garth, they're approaching.
Garth: State your territory. It'll keep them from coming too close.
Humphrey: You want me to pee?
Garth: No, you fool! I want you to howl.
Humphrey: [Howls Weakly]
Rogue #2: Did you hear that weak howl?
Garth: Do it bigger, like a real Alpha.
Humphrey: That is my howl. They're coming closer.
Garth: They won't stop until you have a big howl. It's a power thing.
Humphrey: [Howls, Coughs] Ow. Ow.
King: That's odd. A giant Alpha that can't howl.
Humphrey: Oh, gosh! They're running now. And it doesn't look like the welcome wagon.
Garth: Okay, Humphrey. When I say "Now," yawn.
Humphrey: Yawn?
Garth: Yes. Yawn big. Now!
[Garth Howls]
King, Rogue #1, Rogue #2: [All Gasping]
Kate: That was Humphrey?
Marcel: Oh, I didn't know he had it in him.
King: We respect your territory. Come into ours.
Humphrey: Uh, mm-hmm. Okay, Garth, move forward, slowly.
King: It's like he's floating.
Humphrey: I come to the edges of thy territory.
King: What pack are you from? I've never seen an Alpha as big as you.
Humphrey: Well, that is because where I come from, we eat bears.
King: Bears? Where did you come from?
Humphrey: I... was... chasing... the biggest grizzly in Alaska. And next thing I know, I'm in Canada. Nice people. [Chuckles] Uh, oh, and um, the bear-- Well, I was, uh-- I was just about to dine on it. Yes.
King: You caught it?
King, Rogue #1, Rogue #2: [All Howling]
Tony: We never speak of this again!
Winston: Let's not even talk about it now.
Humphrey: Why, who is that beauty of an Alpha?
King: Ah, my daughter. A supreme Alpha, like all of us.
Humphrey: May I have a closer look?
King: Please. Come inside our territory.
Humphrey: Oh, uh-- Oh, well, I see that she already has a pup, so never mind. Never-Never mind.
King: Oh, no. That's not hers.
Humphrey: I would prefer, uh, if she-- if she meet me halfway.
King: Princess, quickly.
Humphrey: Yes, beautiful Princess. Oh, my. If only we had Alphas as beautiful as you.
King: What is your name, mighty Alpha?
Humphrey: Um, uh, Lockjaw.
Rogue #2: Lockjaw?
King: That's unusual.
[Kate Whispering]
Runt. Runt.
Runt: [Gasps]
Kate: This way.
Humphrey: Yes, yes, well, once I ate a mountain lion.
King: That too? Excellent. I never thought of eating a lion.
Humphrey: Talk about gamey.
King, Rogue #1, Rogue #2: [All Laughing]
Kate: That's right. Keep 'em laughing, Humphrey.
King: We could use a wolf with that strength and appetite. Come closer, Lockjaw. Join us.
Humphrey: I must... guard my kill. And look. The vultures are already here.
Marcel: If they don't kill him, I will.
Kate: Okay, Runt, come this way.
Humphrey: Yes, my Alphas. If you join me in eating this grizzly bear... you too will become a super Alpha.
Rogue #2: I can't wait.
Humphrey: Okay now. Uh, you, King, you're gonna be first. And then let's-- How about the wolf next to you with-- Yeah, yes. You. You, with the brown nose.
Come forth for your grizzly meat.
Rogue #3: King, the Omega is gone!
King: Over there! What? It's a trick! Alphas, get them! Get them all!
Lilly: Runt!
Stinky: Runt!
Winston: Take the pups to the north side!
Kate: The human roads?
Winston: It'll be okay. You've done it before.
Humphrey: Come on, pups. Quickly.
Bear Cub: Well, what about me?
Kate: I'll bring you to the middle of the forest. You'll be safer there.
Garth: Lilly, go with them.
Lilly: I'm staying here. I may not be strong, but I'm smart.
Marcel: Paddy, we have to do something to help.
Paddy: Uh, let-- Let me think. Hmm.
[Gasps]
Tony: The best we can do is slow them down.
Garth: They have three times as many, so we'll fight four times as hard.
Stinky: [Sniffing] Wait, wait. Stop!
Humphrey: What do you have?
Stinky: I smell a grizzly. A very large grizzly.
Humphrey: Great. The more, the merrier.
Grizzly: [Roaring]
Kate: [Laughs Nervously] You were saying?
Humphrey: [Gulps]
Bear Cub: Mom! Mom! Stop! They made sure that I was safe.
Humphrey: Uh, hi there. I'm Humphrey. This is Kate, and those are our pups.
Bear Cub: And now they're in trouble.
Tony: We can only mess them up, Winston. We won't be able to stop this.
King: They can't handle our numbers.
They are weak. Purity will win.
Princess, lead the rest of the pack to Winston's home and claim it.
Princess: No, Father. Not this time.
King: Princess. Princess!
Winston: They are not going to get my grandpups, or our home!
[Rumbling]
Winston: What the--
[Rumbling Continues]
[Rumbling Fades]
Bear Cub: Mom, they're our friends.
Tony: [Laughs] I'll be darned.
Bear Cub: And she is too. But everyone else, they're fair game.
[Roaring]
Lilly: I'll take good care of him.
[Roars]
Winston: I think the playing field just got a bit more even.
Tony: This is going to be fun.
Winston: Ready to battle!
[Bears Snarling]
Rogue #2: If it isn't the infamous Garth. The strongest Alpha in the western pack.
Rogue #1: I hear he is married to an Omega. A weak Omega.
[Yelping]
[Roaring]
Marcel: Bombs away!
Paddy: Well, it was that or a windshield.
King: Stop. Stop! I order you to stop!
[Grunts]
Paddy: Oh, look. They're running away. Those cowards.
[Marcel Chuckles]
[All Chuckling]
Kate: Humphrey.
Humphrey: It's getting too cold, right?
Stinky: Mom, Dad, might we make it home in time for Christmas?
Kate: Let's talk. I'm not even sure where we are anymore.
Claudette: It's so cold.
Runt: We're lost, aren't we?
[Grunting]
Kate: Runt? What gives?
Humphrey: Is my son climbing a--
Claudette: Here we go again.
Kate: Runt, you get down here right now!
[Grunting]
Runt: Hey, look. I see it. I see it!
Kate: I don't care what you see!
Runt: I see the human roads!
Kate: Really?
Runt: Really!
[Grunts]
Kate: How far, Runt?
Runt: Way down the mountain. I'd say 10 miles or so.
Humphrey: If only there was a fast way to get there. Oh, no. No, no, no. No, no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Humphrey: All right, lean left.
Kate: Now right.
Claudette: [Laughs]
Runt: This is awesome!
Stinky: Whoa! I still don't think this is appropriate for an Alpha, but--
Claudette: It sure does rock!
Humphrey: Rock!
Kate: It does!
Humphrey: No, rock! Hold on.
[All Yelling]
[Thudding, Grunts]
[Grunting]
Kate: Is everyone okay? Is everyone okay?
Humphrey: Guys? Guys? So where we headed now, Runt?
Humphrey: Oh, my gosh. It can't be. Kate, bite my paw. Please bite it.
Kate: What?
Humphrey: Bite it.
Kate: Okay.
Humphrey: Ow! Kate! [Groans]
Kate: You said, "Bite it."
Humphrey: I wanted to see if I was still asleep, in a bad dream. This is where your mother and I survived a mad hunter.
Runt: Wasn't it, like, some big, bad dude?
Humphrey: Y-Yeah. Well, more or less.
Claudette: Is that him? He looks like a wimp.
Kate: Don't let those chestnut eyes fool you. He is a killer.
Runt: Wait. There it is. The blinking lights. Awesome. That is what I saw from the top of the mountain.
Humphrey: Oh, gosh. Everyone behind the Dumpster.
[Door Opens]
Kate: What's he doing?
Humphrey: I-I don't know.
[Engine Starts]
[Truck Pulls Away]
Humphrey: He left the door open?
Runt: Let's go see the tree.
Claudette: It's really pretty.
Kate: No. It's a trap.
Humphrey: He wants us to go in there.
Kate: Runt!
Humphrey: Runt!
Kate: Runt!
Humphrey: Claudette!
Kate: Stinky!
Humphrey: Did he--
Kate: From gunshots to free food. Go figure.
Humphrey, here we are-- trying to get home again.
Humphrey: I think we already are.
[END TITLES]